One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Krista and Kyle

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:41:00 +0000

F Facebook ...

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:41:00 +0000

The President Who Told The TRUTH

There is probably nothing to all of this. Go look into CFR, or anything else mentioned in the video and do some research.

Actual reporters not owned by a corporation

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:15:00 +0000

Wow ...

Yippie

So congress approved something and they turn about and do whatever they wanted in the first place.

My Father worked 2 jobs!!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:07:00 +0000

Bush is awesome

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:58:00 +0000

I hope he plans to travel after he is out of office.

Today is Terry's Birthday

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:44:00 +0000

Hooray for highbrow humor

Some things are fantastic.

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:08:00 +0000

Thank God

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:01:00 +0000

Soon the commander of War Crimes will be gone. To bad Childrens may do stop learning as they get lefted behind.

Why would you think this was a good idea? Yah go ahead and go up there even if you are loaded ...

Now I can start yelling about Obamma or mccain ... Hooray for 2 parties, both of them corporate. Both parties bad for me personally, and you. Bad for you unless you happen to be a bazillionaire. I found out recently that the real reason we invaded Iraq and want to bother with Iran is they stopped dealing exclusivly with US currency in echange for oil and started excepting Euros and other currency, which weakened the dollar and made us cranky pants. I suppose yellow cake is code language for you don't need to know why you just have to shut up make babies and feed the war machine.

Oh look, I'm not alone

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:13:00 +0000

Geneva Convention + Articles 10 and 6 of the Constitution +renaming prisoners of war, detainees = F You G W Bush

After a long hiatus

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:45:00 +0000

I'm back with the loud mean words

I had a lot of Palin stuff here but it was too easy so I deleted it all, she lies but so do all 4 Candidates. If McCain is elected I will know for sure that the voting process is rigged and not what this country was founded on. One man one vote was the cry of the day and we do not even come close. Do away with the stupid Electoral College, do away with any party that manipulates the people (Like starting illegal wars with lies) and let’s start fresh. I think this country would be a lot more secure if Bush had just said "Hey look the OPEC nations have always bought and sold oil with US dollars only, and Iraq and Iran have stopped and started taking other currencies. We need to make an example out of them and blow them up. The yahoos in America might have gone for the truth and that would have truly made us scary as hell. Instead he lied; he has violated the constitution and should go to jail.

Senator Ted "The Jackass Tubes" Stevens was found guilty on 7 counts and hasn't spent any time in jail yet. What’s going on there? I just love the fact that we assign senators jobs that they don't understand at all. He was in charge of the internet oversight committee, his idea was that the rich people get better internet so they don't have to wait for their more important internets stuff. We were going to have 2 tiers of internets in this country with the top tier of our country getting the best service. Sounds like the same guys that are getting a bailout get the better internets and the best food and the neatest of everything. Reminds me of a fascist country we pretend we don't resemble.

This is the only thing left of the palin rant, again she is too dumb and to easy to pick on, I wouldn't let this fake chested, plastic surgery faced weirdo fold my underwear, much less decide on anything that has to do with anything at all in my life. I would give her moneys for clothes, because we know that 150,000 for clothes is something all of us have enjoyed at least once a month in our lives. That is what she was given and spent so she could run for our VP, money well spent.

Hooray for Sarah Palin.

Who are your heroes?

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:49:00 +0000

I used to like Jack London; I adored the call of the wild. (Turns out he took the idea from someone else. He even wrote them a letter thanking them for their idea that he stole.) Mr London had to have a lot of empathy for animals to be able to write about them the way he does. I just watched a documentary I recommend if you want to feel ashamed of the human condition. I recommend "Unforgivable Blackness: The rise and fall of Jack Johnson" Guess what, Jack London, the animal lover and naturalist, was a big fat racist lunatic.

The things printed at the time in the New York and Los Angeles Times will make your skin crawl. Jack London has a few quotes smattered about the film as well, once again an example of our ability to care more about pets and even wild animals and have zero compassion for other human beings; it's tradition in this fantastic land I just happened to be born in. Go team america go, unless you happen to be not white.

I am supposed to take pride in that, pride in these borders fenced off and staked out now in 3D GPS. Borders drawn up before my Grandparents were even born. Go USA beat someone at something because we certainly need to feel proud of our arbitrary team. I am on this team of the USA because my parents had some sex. I can certainly see why someone would take pride in that and pay homage to a flag country queen god whatever culture you have had force fed to your brainpan since you were conceived.

I watched about 10 minutes of Soccer yesterday and the USA managed to blow a lead against some team from some other country and I found myself spun up, tied up, in the game. Rooting for third rate players on an inept team. Then I thought about Tibet and Darfur and I turned it off.

Why I was rooting for a team in a land that doesn't even play football and calls it soccer is beyond me. Team Sports are just another pretend division, in a series of bullshit divisions they have been feeding me since red rover red rover let tiny kid come over. My High school vs. Your High school, my color of skin vs. yours, my country tis of thee, vs. your cheese eating surrender country... I bet France doesn't have any secret torture facilities, hasn't violated their constitution and isn't ignoring the geneva convention. I bet France has a better track record when it comes to important things like not being a big fat stupid rednecked bully punching someone in the face with one hand and shoving jesus into their ears with the other. Jesus woluld be another Bullshit team to join, and if you look into it even Jesus has like 10000 different teams all saying that the other teams have it all wrong, not just those crazy muslims, those crazy mormons catholics, evangelicals, southern pigfarmers babtists etc etc etc ad naseum.

So Thank you Jack Johnson and Jack London for inspring me to get angry enough to write and actualy publish a draft. You should see what I save as drafts, or the crap I delete.

And now the barely tied in music video that has some slight reference to whitefang or the call of the wild or never cry wolf or something, the Weakerthans kick hind end

Here

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:05:00 +0000

4 Jules

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:21:00 +0000

gooba stooba blooba

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:22:00 +0000

Hooray for Simon

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:22:00 +0000

I love fire

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:50:00 +0000

Decom-poseur

She's a painting outta focus With No Good Sense Of Intention Shes Authentic
Shes a model of disaster with a heart of revolution
She's so innocent, But guilty's her plea
Everybody wants to save her from herself, they really want to save themselves

She's got the grace, of a tourist, with the charm of demolition
She's a poem with meter or rhyme A random design of a flower like a rose no one really knows
She's a master piece deserving restoration or condemnation
Time will tell us if She's a lifer or a decomposeur She's the rose no one really knows

What can I say, my girl likes to listen to the same songs over and over and over ...

I'm not gonna change the system

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:10:00 +0000

turns out everything, and I mean EVERYTHING I have been saying about our fearless furer is correct. Hooray for me on one hand i'm all smug and on the other hand it just blows because I am right.

Watch this or don't, I don't care I'm sick to death of people, add to that the recent bit of backstabbery copycat crap I just watched today on someone elses slideshow. Yes, believe it or not someone stole from my wife, AGAIN, and now they are stealing from me. My work is being copied now as well. Now I know how she feels.

I had a politishit video up with all the lies bush has told in the last 8 years in one 3 minute montage, but you know what, I can't help it, I can't save it, I can't fix it and I don't give a rats ass about any of it anymore. LET IT BURN. Give me a fiddle and let it burn.

Shame on you ...

I feel everything all the time

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:47:00 +0000

When do I get to the nothing part?
That must be the heroine parts that I don't participate in.
Whatever

You knew it wasn't going to last...

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:21:00 +0000

Where the hell is Matt? Chokes me up and makes me happy. Politics in this country make my hind end rashy and makes me cranky. Someone somewhere that isn't getting punched in the face on a daily basis, but is responsable for people being punched in the face over and over again, needs to swich places and get punched in the face.
Redress Of Grievances
Some dipshit is running for president of the uninted states and he hasn't even bothered reading anything relevent to what we want in this country in the last 6 months. We need to vote for this guy so me and Julia can be motivated to leave this stupid land of stupid people. Did you know it was dangerous to hold the corporations and government accountable for actions that violate our rights?

In other words, the Constitution of the Uninted States is very very dangerous, we should also scrap that bill of rights ...

Anytime anyone says bipartisanship I want to skin them alive, tie them to a fence and throw peeled lemons at them for an hour.

Two different brands of the same garbage, yummy.

So people send this to my wife

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:53:00 +0000

and she tells me about it, keep sending her stuff to make her feel better so I can watch them as well and not tell you about genetically modified foods, violations of our fundamental rights or Steve Kurtz. Of course you could just watch Strange Culture, it has the actor from Henrey Fool and it's filled with good.

Now on to the show ...

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

1 2 3 ... 3 parts of the awesome

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:43:00 +0000

22 Year at the CIA gets you a lot of clout

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:15:00 +0000

Torture

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:54:00 +0000

Torture - 1. the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.
2. a method of inflicting such pain.
3. Often, tortures. the pain or suffering caused or undergone.
4. extreme anguish of body or mind; agony.
5. a cause of severe pain or anguish.
–verb (used with object) 6. to subject to torture.
7. to afflict with severe pain of body or mind: My back is torturing me.
8. to force or extort by torture: We'll torture the truth from his lips!
9. to twist, force, or bring into some unnatural position or form: trees tortured by storms.
10. to distort or pervert (language, meaning, etc.).

Sounds awesome, I think the United States of America should use torture to get things accomplished.

Geneva Convention common article 3

According to the leader of the free world, the Third Geneva Convention is vague. I would think that reading comprehension is a prerequisite to becoming the leader of the free world. (You didn’t read it, did you?)

It means we can’t torture people, you nitwit. The Geneva Convention states that we can cause 0 harm to POWs, zero, none... But since we don't read things for ourselves we just go with article 3 and what Bush tells us it says.

If you violate the rules set up in the Geneva Convention you are a WAR Criminal that is where the term comes from, and what it means.

war crimes. Crimes committed against an enemy, prisoners of war, or subjects in wartime that violate international agreements or, as in the case of genocide, are offenses against humanity.

Now go read something happy and look at this code monkey song, it's funny.

Dancing the collapse

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:57:00 +0000

LagWagon
Dancing the collapse
Already here now, already done Combine and collapse. Dancing with none White is for "so dumb" Blue is for "numb" Yellow the streaks on their backs. They all step in line I'm just a rug... Under the foot prints of strangers All I need, all I know This one's for Jimmy and two more for me It's something you sell to your self It absolves you of your role Accidental... Pardoned the repeat offenders toll They missed the last week's wake It's cold Find yourself here now. Dance the collapse Those aging children, they all know the steps I'm just a bug Under the rug Under the reap Absent Under the gray Under the grief Absent Under the myth Under the meek Absent Under courage Under caring Absent Understudy Understudy Absent Understudy Understudy Absent

No Youtube videos for the song, again, thanks stupids for not making my videos for me again.

NOFX Screaming 4 Change

Not the change you were thinking of, hoot.

Uniform Choice
Screaming For Change
Screaming
For a change
Forever reaching
To once again rearrange
Another struggle
With the wind in my face
Forever blowing
But this time at my pace

Screaming for change
Still screaming
Screaming for change

Some is better than one
But some just isn’t enough
I hope the best is yet to come
Bu hope alone won’t stand

I-Scream-For-Change

Understand that you make a difference
No difference between you and I
Look beyond the shadowing surface
Take the time don’t limit your mind
::top::

Again thanks world for not seeing the better songs from bands so that I cant post them. Please continue to ignore the umbrella and go for the gold. Hell I can't even find them online in any form half the time. Guess you have to come over here and listen to my CD's. The case is sitting by the umbrella stand, feel free to borrow whatever you need.

I want Julia to make a video

noreply@blogger.com (ThingOne) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:45:00 +0000

To This Song or any king crimson song, for that matter

King Crimson -- Indiscipline

I do remember one thing.
It took hours and hours but..
by the time I was done with it,
I was so involved, I didn't know what to think.
I carried it around with me for days and days..
playing little games
like not looking at it for a whole day
and then.. looking at it.
to see if I still liked it.
I did.

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat..
The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good.
The fact is..
no matter how closely I study it,
no matter how I take it apart,
no matter how I break it down,
It remains consistant.
I wish you were here to see it.

I like it.

Because the ones on youtube blow.

I cant even imagine what a show would have been like around 1970, what the hell were they thinking, where did they come from?